Thursday, July 15, 2010

Horned Freak Tries to run over Landlord with Minivan

What in the name of fuck would possess someone to do this to their body? Seriously, WHAT?
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According to police, 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill was arrested early Wednesday morning after he attempted to "assault his landlord with his Ford van" on Tuesday night.

He was later bailed out, and will likely be charged with assault with a dangerous weapon -- you know, the car. Thornhill's mother told police that she and her neighbor, Jesse's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."

Thornhill, who, among his various other body modifications, has two implants in his forehead that give the impression that he has horns, was involved in a feud with his landlord. That obviously boiled over with the attempted hit-and-run. Luckily for all concerned, his landlord was able to jump out of the way and escape unhurt.

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