Monday, August 18, 2008

Oh my fucking neck!

Climbing out of my car the other day I managed to misjudge the distance of the top of my head to the actual top of the car door interior. The result? The top of my head hitting the steel frame and causing my neck to go back hard and down. I heard multiple pops inside my neck when this happened.

I had no real pain or dizzyness. No tingling on any arms or legs. I suspect I must have cracked or popped the fluid that seperates your joints - the same thing as you pop your knuckles or ankles. When I move my neck a certain way now I feel a twang of pain. Is this a bad omen to come? Are the gates of hell just around the corner? Where are the Cenobites from Hell raiser? Certainly they have a punishement fit for a Suburu driver. Oh wait. Yes there is.

Drive a KIA.

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